BOBBY W-C ACCUSES POLICE OF RECEIVNG BLOGJOBS

1. BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "Chief! It is time to end the civil rights violations of the sex, drug and alcohol addicted women downtown. I have the names of the officers who in exchange for oral sex allow them to conduct their business without citation. In some cases, the women are taken to another home and police cruisers are spotted out in front of the home. If I get just one of these women to prefer charges, the city can go bankrupt as the list grows. I do not care how many divorces I cause; I am so ready to start publishing the names. How do I know this? I live in the trenches with the people and am connected to their every day plight under the tyranny of the Brownsville Police Department."

   
   

   (EDITOR'S NOTE: At The McHale Report we abide by Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss' diagnosis of The Brownsville Void's Publisher Booby Witless-Cervezas: "He is a sick puppy." Known as Bobby Loco in the blogosphere, we don't have to take the fine doctor's expert opinion of the blustering and blathering blogger to substantiate the butterball's disturbed emotional and mental state. We can take Booby at his own word. He is continually writing about his many maladies. As has been noted in the past, if he contracts COVID-19, he will set the Guinness World Record for the number of medical ailments suffered by one person and still survived. As evidenced by the scar across his bald head that encases a brain the size of a golf ball, the disbarred lawyer, who has reduced the English language to gibberish in his feverish screeds, never ceases in his attacks against the Brownsville Police Department. He has called for the firing of Police Chief Felix Sauceda on several occasions. In the above ranting and raving Trumpian tirade, Booby gives the insidious impression that a "tyrannical" BPD would have countenanced the killing of an unarmed African-American by a racist white cop because the rank-and-filed are so morally corrupt. Booby is accusing our respected Police Chief of ignoring the conduct of his own officers, the latter reportedly receiving free blow jobs from downtown prostitutes in exchange for allowing the streetwalkers to conduct business as usual according to Witless-Cervezas based on the fact that he allegedly lives in the "trenches." In his usual display of blithering balderdash, babbling and bullying Booby claims he has the names of the officers. He claims he knows the address where the officers take these women to relieve themselves of their tension. He claims he will initiate a series of divorces once he goes public with these accusations against Brownsville's finest. And he claims his denunciations will precipitate numerous suits against the City of Brownsville. Booby is an old and boring story who has cried wolf too often to have any credibility. He is little more than a court jester that inevitably brings a yawn to the king's countenance. Maclovio O'Malley, la Voz de los Vatos, said it best: "He is so full of shit that nothing but diarrhea spews from his mouth. If a turd and Booby came to the surface at the same time at PUB's wastewater plant, not even CEO John Bruciak would be able to distinguish between the two.")