Monday, May 24, 2021

HARLINGEN!!!


There is no doubt that Harlingen is the most racist city in the Rio Grande Valle.

Federal Judge Filemon Vela and his wife Mayor Blanca Vela, both enjoying their rewards in heaven after their many acts of kindness for their fellow man, were raised in Harlingen, but they didn't want to raise their children in the redneck town where at one time Mexican-Americans weren't allowed to swim in the public pool. 

They moved to Brownsville. It was the best decision of their lives. They were welcomed with open arms. From the time that founder Charles Stillman hired Francisco Yturria to assist him in his business dealings, the Anglo-American and the Mexican-American have found common ground in Brownsville although all historians will recognize that it has been a process without its obstacles.

But there is a reality that reigns today. There is no racism in Brownsville. In Harlingen, you can feel the dagger-like stares of the dwindling Anglo-Americans burrowing through the backs of the Mexican-Americans. 

Nowhere is the white's disdain more tangible than at the Harlingen County Club. If you don't meet Hitler's standards of being a superior race, beware of the dog. And if both your parents were Jews but your father was black and your mother brown, don't even bother entering the clubhouse and pulling out your credit card to play a round of golf. We can hear the attendant now:

"What color are the golf balls?"

"White."

"Are you the same color as the golf balls?"

"No."

"Then I would suggest that you get the fuck out of here."

Harlingen is the former home of the KKK in the Rio Grande. Trump would call Harlingen home if he lived in the Valley. He could walk into the Harlingen County Club and call Mexican-Americans "rapists" and he would receive a standing ovation.


Saturday, May 8, 2021

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

A COOL BREEZE

And I thought the summer had arrived forever as I trudged through the heat yesterday.

What did we do to deserve such a cool day?
Was God congratulating us for not wiping our asses with our hands?
We are a stupid people.
Maybe we need a benevolent dictator because we can't think for ourselves.
Isn't God a benevolent dictator?
Trump proved that hollow heads swivel upon our slumping shoulders.
And won't he and his horseflies come buzzing around our noggins again?
Are these nuisances God's way of reminding us about the consequences of bad decisions?
I'm not going to surf the net today.
I'm not going to read the newspapers today.
I'm not going to watch television today.
I don't want to hear the bad news.
I don't want to hear about murders.
I don't want to hear about diseases.
I don't want to hear about wars.
Serve me a cold beer.
Tell me I have nothing to fear.
Say that you will always be near.
The cool weather is here.
Sit down beside me, dear.
For those who are gone let us share a tear.
And we will give our Creator thanks for this moment of good cheer.

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

DON'T MARRY A PAINTER

 For god's sake

don't marry

a writer,

but goddamn it

don't marry

a painter either.

The first

will pierce you

with his words,

but the second

will turn his brushes

into swords.

COJONES

 I'm writing great shit,

but you have to start moving
and dedicate every day
to the campaign,
even if it's only an hour or two.
Though we are both Zen followers
in many aspects of our lives,
we still relish wine and women.
And we want to win!!!
We can be as spiritual
as we desire,
but in the end
we are meat-devouring
pussy-eating beasts.
There is no time to waste.
We old fucks
have to teach
these young bucks
a lesson
about the transcendent truths 
of cojones.

MOTHER'S DAY!!!

Today is Easter Sunday. I fixed bacon and eggs for Claudia and myself. We were going to sit on the back patio, but the morning sun was in a ...