BROWNSVILLE RHYMES WITH ALL

Here ye! Here ye! One and all:

Pobrecito Carlos Guerrero has rolled up into a ball.

William Garza argues that he is only following God's call.

Says Roman Perez: "Nurith Galonsky is some doll!"

Mayor Tony Martinez awaits his inevitable fall.

Nobody can say that Caty Presas-Garcia doesn't have gall.

Ismael Hinojosa wanders aimlessly down an endless hall.

Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa wants to hold city meetings at the mall.

Lugubrious Pat Ahumada hangs over Brownsville like a pall.

John Cowen is thinking big, not small.

Charlie Cabler opens second office in bathroom stall.

In latest forums Trey Mendez has stood ten-feet tall.

After sixteen years has Rick Longoria finally hit the wall?

Jessica Bradshaw-Puente: "Howdy, y'all!"

Michael Rodriguez: "Dat's all!"