THREE VIRGINS AREN'T WORTH DYING FOR ALLAH!!!

I don't think that even with Viagra

I can get it hard enough to pierce a virgin.

And then there's the blood.

I need a woman with sufficient experience

so I can park my car in the garage

without scraping the sides.

I need sufficient maneuvering space,

Once I can rev up the engine,

I stick it in gear and we're off to the races.

I don't think virgins are built

for either speed or comfort.

I'm partial to the models

that have only had a few owners,

but then there are those

who have been driven hard

and can really accelerate.

With the top down,

they take your breath away.