"How corrupt is Brownsville?" asked Annie Gunn, The McHale Report's top investigative reporter, as Mort Heinman, the Border City's only uncircumcised Jew as he rolled off of her, frustrated that he couldn't ejaculate.
"How goddamn corrupt is this fuckin' country of ours?" spat Heinman. "Viagra costs me an arm and a leg on this side but across the border it's only a few pesos."
"You don't need, Viagra, honey," said Annie. "You're like the moon. You have your cycles. Sometimes you're waxing and sometimes your waning. I have no doubts that the tides will be up in the morning. Seriously, though: How corrupt is Brownsville?"
"I believe if we knew the answer to that question, we would pack our bags and move to some god-forsaken Mid-Western town in the middle of nowhere and die of boredom rather than pass sleepless nights here worrying that some hitman was going to spray your house."
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