Saturday, July 4, 2020
CHINGOS DE BESOS
Tu eres la mujer mas bonita del mundo. I can still taste the wine on your breath the night of our first date as we sat on the beach. Eres tan chula. Live! Live! Live! Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Let me clean those perfect teeth with my tongue. Let me suck your tits! Let me eat your pussy! Let there be no secrets between us. I'm listening to the blues and he's singing about the woman who wants to give him good loving. Throw caution to the wind. The pleasure that I will give you will more than compensate for the pain you dread. Make your ex do his duty and take care of his daughter. We'll slip away for a week to an exotic locale and pretend that we're leads in a romantic comedy. Don't be coward! As my coaches used to say: "No pain! No gain!" If you're afraid to lose, you'll never win. You need to escape the past and embrace the present. My wings are spreading. I've been living in fear too long. I want to fly. I want to get naturally high. No more drink. No more drugs. We will never have it better than now. We need to slip across the border to Matamoros for another bottle of wine and rent a room in the Hotel Ritz near the plaza. Eres muy buena, chica. Open your heart, soul, mouth and legs to me. I would go loco talking nasty to you. Chingos de besos.
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