I'm sitting here at The Palm Lounge with a hot prostitute and a cold beer. What do I call her "hot"? Because she fucks me for free. She respects her elders. When worse comes to worse, she gives me a senior discount.
Who is the mayor plundering today? I was going to use "fucking," but plundering evokes "raping," which I don't want to associate with the positive image I have of "fucking." If it weren't for the anticipation of my next fuck, I don't think I would get up in the morning.
Back to plundering: Who is the hermaphrodite county judge plundering today? Who is the the university president buttfucking today. I mean plundering today? Who is the superintendent plundering today since her fucking days are obviously over? Who is Trump plundering today? Or who isn't Trump plundering today?
We know who The Brownsville Herald is plundering today. The newspaper is plundering its readers by writing about the mayor, the county judge, the university president, the superintendent and the president's wonderful contributions to our community.
And who am I plundering today? I am plundering no one. I am fucking today. I am going to escort Veronica to my favorite room at the Cameron Motel and fuck her until her scabs run with pus. Then I'm going to slurp her pussy with my tongue until I have licked her cunt clean of both infection and my erection.
I wish I were a more honorable person, but I'm just a nasty old man.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
-
This is a short story about a pair of pathetic pals named Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. Huck wasn't worth a fuck and Sawyer had ...
-
John "Weed" Reed is a disgrace. Maybe Julio Graña is Jesus blessing us with his grace. Reed brings nothing but hate to th...
-
I don't think that even with Viagra I can get it hard enough to pierce a virgin. And then there's the blood. I need a woman with suf...
No comments:
Post a Comment